Yah, I know I'm not very good about being user friendly, I am going to make some documents for it explaining everything. Short explanations and lots of pictures

But so you guys know, the little fireball selects things, the backspace takes you back menus.
The first menu is the name select screen, select a NEW and enter your name.
Then you get to the grid of levels. The green levels you can play, and the next red level after the last green level can also be played.
Or, go all the way over to the word PURCHASE and press enter to buy certain things like:
Increase your maximum heart count
Increase maximum energy count
purchase more hearts
purchase more energy
anti-spike will make it so spikes don't kill you right away, only damage you
the same with anti-lava
and the last few items are all powers.